Then you just may be in need of the “Christmas Cross“. Available through the American Family Association it’s sure to warm your American (and Caucasian!) neighbors’ hearts while giving pause to those pesky coloreds trying to spread their “Christianity-Love-and-Respect-For-All-Maknkind” bullshit.
Goddammit, Timmy! I really wish you’d leave the reindeer out of this.
6:22 AM
Geez, Soir…. I was wondering how come the one we sent you isn’t twinkling out on the front yard, right next to the quartered reindeer and AK47 toting 3 wise men?