OK, that’s a  fucked up title. It’s just what you get when I feel rushed.  Anyhoooo it is New Year’s Eve which will naturally involve a great deal of drinking for you(Might mean that for us too, though I’m not really feeling this night as a boozy one just yet.) …

   Glögg!!! Or is it glǿgg!!!?  Well, we’re sure it ain’t glug, as certain as we are thatit’s the most important booze of winter here.  And what the hell am I talking about, right? OK, “Glögg” is a generic Swedish term for a “mulled” beverage and can run the gamut from the high-octane Jul (Christmas) Glögg …

Frank and his sissy Apocalypse Now drink
    These days there’s hardly a drink that’s easier to make than a Martini. But the boozy sector of humanity has attached such undeserved mystique to it that some customers can turn ordering one into a moderately needling experience. As a barkeep, they’ll complicate …