Elsie makes it now too…an odd, audio offense that’s lies between the sound of nerds being pinched and gremlins trying to lift bags of cement. eeeeeeeaaaannnhhh nuhiiinnnnnh….

cheap, fast and easy – a pertinent fathering article written by somebody else. It is followed by my commentary & slant on it so enjoy before the original author asks me to take it down.
Getting lotsa educational mileage out of the Monty Pyhton videos lately…

not to say a nursing baby is the same as an ill-mannered brat and a nursing mom is equivalent to some trollop flashing a nipple in the park. Psychologically it can be difficult for us to quickly differentiate, or at all, from the revulsion/uneasiness at noisy eating and undressed breasts to gracefully embrace it when the two are suddenly united as some beatific, Circle of Life thing right in our faces.

I truly hate to harp on older folks; after all, time is going to rob all of us of our pleasant features and younger generations will point and wince at me soon enough. But when I see all the grannies doing aqua-aerobics in their bathing caps and blue perms all I can think is Dammit, they’re gonna make the pool smell like Cream of Mushroom soup!