Elsie makes it now too…an odd, audio offense that’s lies between the sound of nerds being pinched and gremlins trying to lift bags of cement. eeeeeeeaaaannnhhh nuhiiinnnnnh….

Ever have a slice of ham that was so mind-meltingly delicious that you wanted to kill any other guy that ever looked at it? To tie it to a barber’s chair and lock it up in the basement so it would always be yours and yours alone? To tear sheets …