6 March 2010
Swimming Rinks, Secret Recipes and Songs about Semen
Elsie got plowed over once by somebody’s tubby mom and again by some pale jackass whose face had turned purple from the chlorine. The one time this week I managed to slip off to the gym for some dumbbell breast augmentation some lady took my sweat pants
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