17 July 2009
How To Not Have Sex With Your Wife
haul your lummox ass over to Frederick’s of Hollywood and pick out lots of garishly lacey things for her. And make sure you buy it a couple of sizes too big. Hot dog! She’ll be buying extra vibrators and considering going lesbian if she hasn’t already made an appointment to have her cooter sewn shut.
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